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The Rex Kwan Do American Flag
Pants
I scoured the web for two hours
looking for a pair of pants as tacky as the ones worn by Rex in Napoleon
Dynamite. There were a bunch of pajamas, shorts, windbreakers etc., until
I finally stumbled on a pair of these "Otomix American Flag workout pants" which look
exactly like the ones in the movie.
I'd never thought I'd be recommending
these pants to anyone, but this might very well be the
ultimate Napoleon Dynamite fashion accessory. Forget the Vote
for Pedro shirts, how about showing up to gym glass wearing the same baggy
American flag pants Rex wore to his "Rex Kwan Do" self-defense
classes?
Here is what Chris Rovny of AskMen.com had
to say about these pants, "It is one thing when pants have a baggy look on
top and a narrow cut near the boot, but on top of that, they are available in
different colors and designs. The unstylish cut and the unpleasant colors give
way to a totally unattractive piece of clothing." I couldn't have
said it better myself, Chris, and I recommend that you buy a pair immediately!
You can find these American Flag Pants at undergear.com.
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